Underneath Granddad’s armchair,
where the vacuum never goes,
you will find toenail scrapings,
and green stuff from his nose.
you will find spots and pimples,
and plaque from his teeth,
also tummy fluff and earwax,
lurking down beneath.
under Granddad’s chair,
you’ll find a foul and filthy world,
so Granddad’s chair- BEWARE!!!!!!!!!